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Ever since leaving Fandom, and more importantly Savannah, Johnny loved his beer. Like more than usual. He also was kind of moody and cranky and his room was a mess. He didn't allow Sue in. Much.
So when he woke this morning to a scantily clad woman peering down at him, he had to chuckle. Leave it to Sue to hire hot help to kick his ass into shape.
The girl wasn't cleaning, however, she was climbing into bed with him.
"Whoa, wait there..." he said and scrambled to the other side until he slipped off and thudded to the floor.
"But Johnny, I thought you loved me," she teased with a grin, running her finger from her lip to her cleavage.
"Uh. Did I get trashed last night and can't remember what the hell happened?" If so? Shiiiiiiiit.
She shook her head. "No, not at all. But don't you recognize me? I'm your bud."
...
The hours that followed were nearly mind numbing.
Currently he sat on his sofa and watched CNN. His Bud? On the seat next to him, making sure he had a fresh beer in hand.
Johnny was sort of in a chillaxed zoned out state of mind.
[[OOC: NFB, Open for phone calls!]]
So when he woke this morning to a scantily clad woman peering down at him, he had to chuckle. Leave it to Sue to hire hot help to kick his ass into shape.
The girl wasn't cleaning, however, she was climbing into bed with him.
"Whoa, wait there..." he said and scrambled to the other side until he slipped off and thudded to the floor.
"But Johnny, I thought you loved me," she teased with a grin, running her finger from her lip to her cleavage.
"Uh. Did I get trashed last night and can't remember what the hell happened?" If so? Shiiiiiiiit.
She shook her head. "No, not at all. But don't you recognize me? I'm your bud."
...
The hours that followed were nearly mind numbing.
Currently he sat on his sofa and watched CNN. His Bud? On the seat next to him, making sure he had a fresh beer in hand.
Johnny was sort of in a chillaxed zoned out state of mind.
[[OOC: NFB, Open for phone calls!]]
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Date: 2009-07-12 01:46 am (UTC)"Sweetheart?" he cooed gently. "I think there's been a huge misunderstanding here. See... I woke up this morning to my Bud. As in my beer bottle. It is now a she and nothing happened at all. She's just making sure my beer is cold and fresh."
That sounded good, right?
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Date: 2009-07-12 01:49 am (UTC)"Savannah, why are you crying?"
"Danny, sit down over there or you're going to be in a hell of a lot of trouble."
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Date: 2009-07-12 01:55 am (UTC)Crying?
"Savannah, baby... are you crying?" Aw, god damn.
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Date: 2009-07-12 02:01 am (UTC)"Yes you are!"
"Will you shut up already? You've caused enough trouble."
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Date: 2009-07-12 02:03 am (UTC)He handed the phone to Bud, daring her to say something untoward.
"Hello? This is Bud," she said in a sweet voice.
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Date: 2009-07-12 02:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-12 02:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-12 02:19 am (UTC)She was going to pretend that she had no idea what Bud had started to say about Johnny because she knew it was something he didn't want her to know.
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Date: 2009-07-12 02:22 am (UTC)Johnny's hand hit his forehead.
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Date: 2009-07-12 02:26 am (UTC)"I don't want him to get hurt and I worry about him, so I need you to do me a favor and watch out for him... and keep your hands to yourself, okay?"
Because she so would get a portal right now and go tear her apart if she didn't behave.
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Date: 2009-07-12 02:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-12 02:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-12 02:35 am (UTC)He took a deep breathe. "Hey, babe. I... overracted earlier and I'm sorry."
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Date: 2009-07-12 02:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-12 03:19 am (UTC)He ran his hand back through his hair and sunk to the sofa.
"I miss you so god damn much."
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Date: 2009-07-12 03:23 am (UTC)The kind that ended up with her on the floor and her body being sore later.
"I miss you, too, sweetheart. So very much."
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Date: 2009-07-12 03:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-12 03:35 am (UTC)