Baxter Building; NYC; Johnny's room - Saturday night

[fantastic_torch]

Ever since leaving Fandom, and more importantly Savannah, Johnny loved his beer. Like more than usual. He also was kind of moody and cranky and his room was a mess. He didn't allow Sue in. Much.

So when he woke this morning to a scantily clad woman peering down at him, he had to chuckle. Leave it to Sue to hire hot help to kick his ass into shape.

The girl wasn't cleaning, however, she was climbing into bed with him.

"Whoa, wait there..." he said and scrambled to the other side until he slipped off and thudded to the floor.

"But Johnny, I thought you loved me," she teased with a grin, running her finger from her lip to her cleavage.

"Uh. Did I get trashed last night and can't remember what the hell happened?" If so? Shiiiiiiiit.

She shook her head. "No, not at all. But don't you recognize me? I'm your bud."

...

The hours that followed were nearly mind numbing.

Currently he sat on his sofa and watched CNN. His Bud? On the seat next to him, making sure he had a fresh beer in hand.

Johnny was sort of in a chillaxed zoned out state of mind.

[[OOC: NFB, Open for phone calls!]]

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[walks-two-paths.livejournal.com]

A certain teddy bear turned human had managed to find Savannah's Blackberry while she was out of the cabin. Obviously this meant that he needed to call a certain someone to talk to him about the care and feeding of their girl and how he had it all under control.

Because this would go so well. Right?

He pulled up Johnny's number and listened to the phone ring.

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His Bud reached for his cell but Johnny came out of his buzz long enough to grab it first.

"Yo..."

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"Hello, is this Johnny?" Yes, Danny was using his charming voice to impress him.

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Johnny should have checked who the call was from.

"Yeah, that's me. Who's this?" His Bud kept messing with his hair. "Stop it," he whispered.

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"I'm just calling to reassure you that I am taking very good care of our girl while you're away."

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What? Wait wait wait...

He stood and stepped away from the television, his beer girl following him.

"What the hell are you talking about?"

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"Savannah," Danny said, as if it should have been obvious who he was talking about. "I'm taking care of her just like you would want me to. I woke up with her this morning and gave her breakfast in bed. Joan helped."

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"The fuck?"

Yeah, Johnny wasn't so good at putting two and two together.

His Bud patted his shoulder reassuringly.

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"She got confused though and called me Johnny."

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"Uh-huh," he said, more than pissed. "So help me, if you laid one finger on her I swear you won't live to see tomorrow."

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"There were no fingers involved," Danny said, sounding shocked. "Just my hands."

The bear was not very smart.

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"WHAT! Dude, you are so dead! Where is she? Put her on, now!"

Johnny was pissed.

Bud girl was trying to sooth Johnny by rubbing his shoulders.

"Bud. Go away."

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That would be when Savannah came back into the cabin. "What are you doing? Is that my Blackberry?! I swear to god I'm going to force bolt you and then set you on fire!"

"You won't set me on fire, Johnny gave me to you," Danny protested.

"I'm sure Johnny would forgive me if he knew what you were doing! Who are you talking to?!"

"Uhmm..."

Yes, this argument was loud and Savannah sounded very upset.

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Grimoire Two had the attention span of a fruit fly, apparently, which was why she'd snatched Eve's cell phone as soon as she got a chance despite Eve's warnings to leave her shit alone.

She picked a number at random and dialed.

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"Yo?" Johnny said after debating whether or not to actually answer.

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"Hi!" she chirped. "I'm Grimoire Two. What's your name?"

She also had no social skills, from the sound of it.

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He was kind of too drunk to catch on to that.

"Johnny. What's yours?"

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"Grimoire Two, silly, like I said!"

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"Right. And... do I know you?"

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"Of course you do, silly. And you know my owner, too!"

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Grimoire. Grimoire.

"Uhh..." he should get this by now. "Why are you number two?"

'Cause hey, number two wasn't number one, so who was number one?

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"Because I'm the good one," she said. "My sister's number one 'cause she's the more interesting one."

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He snapped his fingers. "I know this! I do. I know this...

He was thinking and while he was thinking Bud took the phone from his hand.

"Hello, sweetie."

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"Is Johnny drunk?"

Aww, silly grimoire. Of course he was!

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She giggled and watched Johnny drop on the sofa.

"Maybe a little bit. Don't worry, he's in capable hands."