Johnny was just chilling on his bed with a back issue of Motocross when Chris stopped by for a little guy time. Not dirty. And to make plans about a possible double-date.
If Johnny was thinking, he'd remember that the last time this happened, they turned into gay cowboys herding sheep.
But he wasn't thinking.
That's why the gremlin that snuck into his room bit Chris first, causing Johnny to jump up and scream like a girl, before he too was bitten.
And when he screamed again, it wasn't so much a scream as a deep throated, "Ah, goddamn it, Albert..."
[Establishy! Chris modded with permission.]